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Handmade yellow cotton funny coffee mug cozy with hand embroidered 'eat shit die'.

Eat pray love? I say eat shit die. Yes, they say there are only two things certain in life. I say there are three. You eat. Later you shit. And eventually, you die. Okay, you could probably add breathe in there, or maybe even drink, but then there'd be no parody, so shut up.

You also could interpret this cozy in a slightly ruder way in 'eat, shit AND die'. You know, something you'd want someone you don't like very much to do. But then again, we will all do it. So it's not something very insulting. It's like saying 'go and breathe and then die!' Oooh, burn!

Yes, yes, I know the saying is really to actually eat the shit, and then die. But honestly, would eating shit kill you? I don't think so. I'm sure you wouldn't feel well later, but I think you'd live. So again, sort of an empty threat.

If you would like something else written on your mug cozy, or would like a different color or combination of colors please do send me a request. I would be happy to make your own unique design. Also, cozy will be made to order so please expect some variation.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:

Grumpy mug cozy coffee cozy tea cup yellow eat die pray love crochet handmade cover


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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton, felt, thread, button
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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