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If I Want Exposure, I'll Get My Tits Out - Chaos & Clarity

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If I Want Exposure, I'll Get My Tits Out - Chaos & Clarity

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Overview

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  • Handmade Supply
  • Craft type: Crochet, Kids' crafts, Knitting, Rug making, Weaving & tapestry
  • Hand painted or dyed: Yes
  • Primary fiber: Wool
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 55 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 3–4 weeks
From United Kingdom
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Joining in the Tits Out Collective with Chaos & Clarity a bit of the process that goes on when trying to organise the thoughts for something new.
For each skein sold I'll be donating £3 to the National Autistic Society in the UK.



Platinum Sock/DK - 100g skein
75% Superwash Merino
25% Nylon
Sock - 465 yards (425 meters) per 100g
DK - 246 yards (225 meters) per 100g


BFL Twisty Sock - 100g skein
80% Superwash BFL (Bluefaced Leicester)
20%Nylon
Sock - 399 yards (365 meters) per 100g


Sparkle Sock/DK - 100g skein
75% Superwash Merino
20% Nylon
5% Silver Stellina
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g
DK - 232 yards (212 meters) per 100g


Gold Sparkle Sock - 100g skein
75% Superwash Merino
20% Nylon
5% Gold Stellina
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g


Bronze Sparkle Sock - 100g
75% Superwash Merino
15% Nylon
10% Bronze Stellina
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g


Basic Cobweb/Sock/Sport/DK/Aran/Chunky - 100g skein
100% Superwash Merino
Cobweb - 1312 yards (1200 meters) per 100g
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g
Sport - 287 yards (262 meters) per 100g
DK - 246 yards (225 meters) per 100g
Aran - 182 yards (166 meters) per 100g
Chunky - 109 yards (100 meters) per 100g


Shiny Singlino Sock - 100g skein
95% Superwash Merino (singles)
5% Silver Stellina
Sock - 400 yards (366 meters) per 100g


Singlino Lace/Sock/DK - 100g skein
100% Superwash Merino (singles)
Lace - 875 yards (800 meters) per 100g
Sock - 400 yards (366 meters) per 100g
DK - 246 yards (225 meters) per 100g


MCN Sock/Sport/DK/Aran - 100g skein
80% Superwash Merino
10% Cashmere
10% Nylon
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g
Sport - 287 yards (262 meters) per 100g
DK - 232 yards (212 meters) per 100g
Aran - 182 yards (166 meters) per 100g



The yarn has been washed and dried before shipping but a small amount of colour bleeding is still possible on the first couple of washes; this shouldn't change the colour of the yarn but you might want to wash the finished products separately for the first couple of times. Acid dyes used.


Washing tips:
For Platinum, Sparkle, Basic, Singlino, Yak, Kid and MCN bases - Machine wash on a delicate cycle and lay flat to dry. Hand washing is always recommended. Wash separately, or with similar colours.



Please notice that although all care was taken to accurately photograph the yarn the colours might be slightly different depending on your monitor resolution.

Due to the nature of the dyeing process no two skeins are identical.

This is a repeatable colourway so if you require a higher number of skeins than the ones listed or in a different fibre please contact me through Etsy or email and I'll get it done for you (you can also request it from custom order button).
Cat friendly home.
Joining in the Tits Out Collective with Chaos & Clarity a bit of the process that goes on when trying to organise the thoughts for something new.
For each skein sold I'll be donating £3 to the National Autistic Society in the UK.



Platinum Sock/DK - 100g skein
75% Superwash Merino
25% Nylon
Sock - 465 yards (425 meters) per 100g
DK - 246 yards (225 meters) per 100g


BFL Twisty Sock - 100g skein
80% Superwash BFL (Bluefaced Leicester)
20%Nylon
Sock - 399 yards (365 meters) per 100g


Sparkle Sock/DK - 100g skein
75% Superwash Merino
20% Nylon
5% Silver Stellina
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g
DK - 232 yards (212 meters) per 100g


Gold Sparkle Sock - 100g skein
75% Superwash Merino
20% Nylon
5% Gold Stellina
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g


Bronze Sparkle Sock - 100g
75% Superwash Merino
15% Nylon
10% Bronze Stellina
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g


Basic Cobweb/Sock/Sport/DK/Aran/Chunky - 100g skein
100% Superwash Merino
Cobweb - 1312 yards (1200 meters) per 100g
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g
Sport - 287 yards (262 meters) per 100g
DK - 246 yards (225 meters) per 100g
Aran - 182 yards (166 meters) per 100g
Chunky - 109 yards (100 meters) per 100g


Shiny Singlino Sock - 100g skein
95% Superwash Merino (singles)
5% Silver Stellina
Sock - 400 yards (366 meters) per 100g


Singlino Lace/Sock/DK - 100g skein
100% Superwash Merino (singles)
Lace - 875 yards (800 meters) per 100g
Sock - 400 yards (366 meters) per 100g
DK - 246 yards (225 meters) per 100g


MCN Sock/Sport/DK/Aran - 100g skein
80% Superwash Merino
10% Cashmere
10% Nylon
Sock - 437 yards (400 meters) per 100g
Sport - 287 yards (262 meters) per 100g
DK - 232 yards (212 meters) per 100g
Aran - 182 yards (166 meters) per 100g



The yarn has been washed and dried before shipping but a small amount of colour bleeding is still possible on the first couple of washes; this shouldn't change the colour of the yarn but you might want to wash the finished products separately for the first couple of times. Acid dyes used.


Washing tips:
For Platinum, Sparkle, Basic, Singlino, Yak, Kid and MCN bases - Machine wash on a delicate cycle and lay flat to dry. Hand washing is always recommended. Wash separately, or with similar colours.



Please notice that although all care was taken to accurately photograph the yarn the colours might be slightly different depending on your monitor resolution.

Due to the nature of the dyeing process no two skeins are identical.

This is a repeatable colourway so if you require a higher number of skeins than the ones listed or in a different fibre please contact me through Etsy or email and I'll get it done for you (you can also request it from custom order button).
Cat friendly home.

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 21 days of delivery
Request a cancellation: before item has shipped

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

If you're looking for one of my repeatable colours in a specific yarn Base or in a higher number than available in the shop please feel free to contact me. I'm currently taking about less than a week to process your order. I'll update you every step of the way.
All yarn bases with Superwash Merino are usually machine washable on a gentle cycle. In order for the finished product to maintain its colour and quality handwash is always recommended.

Merino and other wools without superwash treatment require handwash only.

Wash same or similar colours together.

Even though the yarn wash washed and rinsed until no bleeding was seen, expect it to be possible in the first couple of washes.

Please contact me if there's a problem or you have a question about your yarn.
If you would like to carry my yarns on your shop feel free to contact me for details.
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