Guaranteed delivery by Halloween if you order before October 20th!

This costume is guaranteed to keep the pigeons off your stoop. It will probably also keep your neighbors at bay.

The suit is one piece, including a hood with the pterodactyl head attached. The wings have hand holes at the top so you have free range of movement when you swoop down and snatch your neighbor's annoying yippy dog.* The hand holes and toes even have little claws for added effect. As another added bonus the wings double as handy pockets!

The main material is felt. I use super strong zippers so they can keep up with the abuse you will undoubtedly put them through. I will custom make the suit to your measurements, so be sure to send them to me when you order. I'll need your arm, torso, and inseam measurements to get everything just right. Since it's custom made it will take an extra week or so to get it on its way to you, but I guarantee it's worth the wait.

The felt I use is eco-friendly, and made from recycled plastic bottles. Technology! These monsters may destroy civilization, but they won't destroy the earth.

*Disclaimer. This suit does not actually give you the power of flight, nor will it prevent your neighbors from suing you for eating their dog.

ALSO! I can make this in a child's size at your request.