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Give your dehydrated hands some tough love - open a can of WHOOP ASS on 'em!

After spending months up to our elbows in soap and washing our hands literally a hundred times a day (not to mention our other jobs as bartenders), our hands were dry dry dry. We developed this hand balm for ourselves, and fell in looooove. We started with a bunch of natural butters, loaded it up with skin-softening and healing products like citrus and sage powders, as well as citrus and sage essential oil and aloe. After some meltiness problems, we added candelilla wax so we could keep the can in our pockets at all times.

At the first hint of dryness, we'd pull out our can, friends started enquiring, so we made another few batches for them, they loved it too. So here we are! Now the world can open a can of WHOOP ASS! It's meant to be a balm, not a cream, so it's pretty firm, but you just rub your fingers over it a few times and then massage it into your manky mitts, especially your nails and cuticles. Your hands will thank you! Elbows and knees like it too.

In a reusable 2oz metal tin. Great for you, great for the environment!

Even though this stuff is melt-resistant, it's a good idea to keep it out of too-hot conditions, like direct sunlight, or a hot car.

shebutyrospermum parkii (shea butter) fruit, mangifera indica (mango) seed butter, candelilla (euphorbia cerifera) wax, persea gratissima (avocado) oil, citrus medica limonum (lemon) peel powder, citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) peel powder, salvia officinalis (sage) leaf powder, aloe barbadensis leaf juice, citrus medica limonum (lemon) peel oil, citrus gandis (grapefruit) peel oil, salvia officinalis (sage) oil, citrus sinensis (sweet orange) oil

WHOOP ASS Hand Balm - Chronic Citrus Scent - All Natural - VEGAN

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: shea butter, mango butter, candelilla wax, avocado oil, citrus powders, sage powder, aloe, essential oils
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 664 reviews
  • Favorited by: 65 people