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Handmade crochet funny coffee mug cozy with hand embroidered 'I'm a fucking professional.'

I am so sick and fucking tired of hearing 'that's not professional', 'be more professional', 'fuck isn't a word professionals use'.

Of course they fucking do! I fucking use it! And I'm a fucking professional!

What are the standards of professionalism? Does it include being someone other than yourself and hamstringing (love that word) your use of language full of imagery? Fuck no!

I was going to write 'I'm a motherfucking professional' but honestly, I thought bringing your mother into it was probably not all that professional.

Put this on your fucking professional desk, so everyone knows you're a fucking professional with a professional looking office and shit.

I would be happy to make this cozy in a different color or combination of colors for you. I'd also be happy to customize the wording on the patch, or leave it off entirely. Just put a note in the message to seller and I'll be thrilled to create your very own design. Item will be made to order so please expect some variation (it is handmade after all and I'm not an android).

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:

Coffee Cozy, mug cozy, Tea Cup, Cosy, Fcuking Professional,crochet, cover, gag gift, boss, office, left handed, snarky, funny, mature


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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic, cotton thread, felt
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 3329 reviews
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