Funny Sympathy Card - Funny Empathy Card - Funny Card - I'm Glad You're not Dead.

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Funny Sympathy Card - Funny Empathy Card - Funny Card - I'm Glad You're not Dead.

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Item details

Handmade item

Made to order

Materials

recycled paper, paper

Front: I'm glad you're not dead.
Inside: That would've been very embarrassing for you.

5x7 cards with black lettering both inside and out. Printed in small batches on the prairie. Charcoal envelopes included. Papers made sustainably.

© 2018 Zachary Burns. All rights reserved.

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Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From Oklahoma City, OK
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Reviews

4.5 out of 5 stars (19)

Payment options

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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