ROCKET in your POCKET cotton boxers

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ROCKET in your POCKET cotton boxers

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Item details

Handmade item

Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

You may have dreamed big dreams of exploring outer space. The door to your illustrious career as a space pirate may have closed, but no one can stop you from blasting off inside your own pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "IS THAT A ROCKET IN YOUR POCKET?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

• Trekkies and/or Trekkers
• Astronauts
• Astrophysicists
• Aerospace engineers
• Space travelers
• Buck Rogers
• Comic Book Guy
• Men who still live at home with their mothers
• Guys who had something like this as their wallpaper in 3rd grade
• Anyone with a launch booster
• Anyone who thinks it’s gonna be a long, long time…

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're out of this world!
You may have dreamed big dreams of exploring outer space. The door to your illustrious career as a space pirate may have closed, but no one can stop you from blasting off inside your own pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "IS THAT A ROCKET IN YOUR POCKET?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

• Trekkies and/or Trekkers
• Astronauts
• Astrophysicists
• Aerospace engineers
• Space travelers
• Buck Rogers
• Comic Book Guy
• Men who still live at home with their mothers
• Guys who had something like this as their wallpaper in 3rd grade
• Anyone with a launch booster
• Anyone who thinks it’s gonna be a long, long time…

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're out of this world!

Shipping & returns

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From United States
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Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (603)
  • Nick Sheridan Dec 19, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
    This is my third purchase of Bonus Pants, and I love them. Great designs, sturdy and long lasting. also comfortble and warm. Yes, they shipped quickly too; can you see why I love them?
    ROCKET in your POCKET cotton boxers
  • Kelly P Apr 16, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    I am never disappointed with Dagney’s work! She makes such nice quality boxers and is such a pleasure to work with! I think my fav this time is the “Drive-In/Route 66” pants! I do love all of them though! Thanks again, Dag and will be after some shorts soon!
    RESERVED - custom listing for Kelly Prikaszczikow
  • Meredith Tarczynski Mar 5, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    My 8 year-old and I sing "Sushi Shorts and sushi shorts and sushi shorts" as we get ready for bed. Love. :)
    SUSHI women's boxers
  • Tony Scott Feb 21, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    I love it. I love it. I love it. MEOW. Great conversation starter with that special someone.
    CATS cotton boxers

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We can do this however you'd like it - PayPal or direct checkout are easiest, but if you prefer to send a check or money order, convo me and we'll work it out. Offers of barter will always be seriously considered.

Returns & exchanges

Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.

Shipping policies

I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.

Additional policies

If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.