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East Side, West Side, all around the town. No matter where it happens, you'll never live it down. So don't hide -- fart with pride!

If you haven't already guessed, I love farts. So these Lites are a tribute to my design hero, Milton Glaser, as well as a handy cover-up in times of need.


Comes in a colourful set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. The back features an appropriate explanation. Size: 55x35mm

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

Stocking stuffer funny gag gift matchboxes -- I Heart Lites hides the evidence. Valentine funny gift.

$6.50 USD
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