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Handmade funny coffee mug cozy with hand embroidered 'Fuck Off'.

Fuck off. No, not you. You should buy this cozy. I mean fuck off to everyone else but you.

You can use this cozy in so many situations. Just raise your mug of joe and it will take care of your life.


Will you lower your price if I buy two? (raise the mug)

Can you show me exactly how you made all these items? (raise the mug)

People who complain about the Etsy front page don't have good photos or items. (raise the goddamn mug)

Will you marry me? (raise the mug)

Can you work late tonight? (raise the mug)

Honey, what's for dinner? (raise the mug)

Purchase this cozy and it will pay for itself within 24 hours you'll get so much use out of it. What? You want a guarantee on that? (I'm raising my mug)

I would love to make this cozy for you in any color or combination of colors. I have so much yarn you'd think I robbed a yarn store. But really, it's not all that valuable so why would I do that? Geez.

Note, cozy will be made to order so please expect some slight variation. Expect me to make an identical cozy every single time? Fuck off, I'm not a machine.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
Smith (pronounced Diane)

Fcuk Off Coffee Mug Cozy Tea Cup funny crochet red white mature cover

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic, felt, button, cotton thread
  • Ships worldwide from Georgia, United States
  • Feedback: 2715 reviews
  • Favorited by: 144 people