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Evil Poisson Distribution Plushie

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What else says "evil French distribution" as good as this fellow? Siméon would be proud to see his distribution given life as a evil, yet cuddly, plushie.

A specialty of this distribution is that he is discrete, not continuous like the others. To help show this, a point is used to mark the pdf, and these points are then connected with dashed lines.

This listing is for 1 anatomically correct** plushie made of pre-washed gray-blue flannel stuffed with poly-fil. All facial features are machine embroidered. On the back side of the plushie a legend is hand-embroidered, denoting that this plushie represents the Poisson distribution with a lambda equal to 0.5, 1, and 2.

Size: Approximately 9" wide and 7" tall

If you are interested in purchasing more than one, contact me using the "Contact" link on the right. I can set you up a listing with more than one.


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Custom orders are very welcome.

If there are any questions/comments about anything, please let me know!

Please be aware that international packages may require import taxes upon shipping. These vary by country.

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Evil Poisson Distribution Plushie

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: flannel, polyfil, embroidery floss
  • Feedback: 1455 reviews
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