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Crude as it may be, this assertion is based in truth: left unfixed, cats are sexually promiscuous illiterate creatures.

(drawing is of the original beloved illiterate cat whore, Beanforest's own Chupacabra. At time of printing, she is fixed and therefore no longer a whore, but still as illiterate as the day she was born to an unwed feral momma cat in a tiny podunk barn out in the middle of nowhere. She has been spoiled rotten and has yet to show the slightest sign of gratitude for every comfort provided to her free of charge. See alternate pic for glimpse of Chup in her humiliating bumblebee Halloween costume.)

Design also available as an 11 oz coffee mug https://www.etsy.com/listing/215813640/cats-are-whores
and vinyl sticker https://www.etsy.com/listing/110386805/cats-are-whores

FREE US SHIPPING AVAILABLE ON RESERVED LISTINGS OF 10+ ITEMS (and discounted shipping for international customers)! This is only available for reserved listings, though, so write us with your wishlist and we'll be happy to set one up for you.

Designs are 1.25" in diameter and all artwork is produced high res on a color laser printer.

Text reads:
"Cats are whores and can't read."

To the best of our knowledge, our phrases/artwork are original and did not exist prior to the release of our design. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, please don't hesitate to write us.

This design first listed Oct 18, 2010.
All art and content © The Calamity Collective

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