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Crude as it may be, this assertion is based in truth: left unfixed, cats are sexually promiscuous illiterate creatures.

(drawing is of the original beloved illiterate cat whore, Beanforest's own Chupacabra. At time of printing, she is fixed and therefore no longer a whore, but still as illiterate as the day she was born to an unwed feral momma cat in a tiny podunk barn out in the middle of nowhere. She has been spoiled rotten and has yet to show the slightest sign of gratitude for every comfort provided to her free of charge. See alternate pic for glimpse of Chup in her humiliating bumblebee Halloween costume.)


Are you ordering more than a couple designs or do you need multiples? A RESERVED LISTING will not only guarantee you get exactly what you want, but any RESERVED LISTING of 10+ items will come with FREE SHIPPING! Free shipping is only on reserved listings, though, so be sure to write us and we'll be happy to set one up for you.

Buttons are 1.25" in diameter and all artwork is produced high res on a color laser printer.

THIS BUTTON CAN BE A MAGNET FOR AN EXTRA 50 CENTS! All you have to do is go to the "Magnets / Reserved Listings" section of this store, pick up one of the "1.25 in. round magnet" listings, and specify which design you'd like in the Message to Seller at checkout. If you want more than two magnets, write us and we'll set up a reserved listing.

Text reads:
"Cats are whores and can't read."

To the best of our knowledge, our phrases/artwork are original and did not exist prior to the release of our design. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, please don't hesitate to write us.

This design first listed Oct 18, 2010.
All art and content © The Calamity Collective

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