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Handmade funny coffee mug cozy in turquoise acrylic with black felt mustache and hand embroidered 'pornstache.'

Are you a cable man? Or do you clean pools? No? Do you do some gardening during the day at homes with lonely housewives? Oh wait, maybe you're one of those plumbers who wears overalls without a shirt on underneath, and happens to have rippling, greased up muscles, which juxtaposes perfectly with your beer belly?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need this mug cozy. Get your pornstache on each morning. Drink your coffee and let people know, hey, I'm a porn star. Or I want to be one. Or I'm a recovering one, which is why I shaved my real pornstache, but like to reminisce with my morning joe and fake mustache on this awesome cozy.

If you would like this item customized in any way, I'd be happy to do so. Please just send me a message so I can create your own unique design! If I don't get back to you right away, be patient. I'm probably just getting my cable fixed.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
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Handmade funny coffee mug cozy in turquoise acrylic with black felt mustache and hand embroidered 'pornstache.'

Are you a cable man? Or do you clean pools? No? Do you do some gardening during the day at homes with lonely housewives? Oh wait, maybe you're one of those plumbers who wears overalls without a shirt on underneath, and happens to have rippling, greased up muscles, which juxtaposes perfectly with your beer belly?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need this mug cozy. Get your pornstache on each morning. Drink your coffee and let people know, hey, I'm a porn star. Or I want to be one. Or I'm a recovering one, which is why I shaved my real pornstache, but like to reminisce with my morning joe and fake mustache on this awesome cozy.

If you would like this item customized in any way, I'd be happy to do so. Please just send me a message so I can create your own unique design! If I don't get back to you right away, be patient. I'm probably just getting my cable fixed.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
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http://knotworkshop.etsy.com
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Reviews
5 out of 5 stars.
(3,375)
Reviewed by priceamandas
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 15, 2017
So great to work with and my custom mug was perfect!!! They shop is well organized and easy to order from. Also, the mugs are very high quality!!
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Reviewed by Caitlin Cannon
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 8, 2017
I had this shipped directly to my friend for his birthday and it arrived earlier than expected. He is not a coffee drinker but the atheist mug was too perfect to pass up. He absolutely loves the mug and said he will drink plenty of other beverages from it. He sent me a photo when he opened it and it looked exactly as described and he said it was perfect!
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Reviewed by priceamandas
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 15, 2017
So great to work with and my custom mug was perfect!!! They shop is well organized and easy to order from. Also, the mugs are very high quality!!
Custom Mug, Custom Mug Design, Personalized Mug, Custom Coffee Mug, Create Your Own Mug, Custom Coffee Cups, Custom Made Gift, Handpainted

Reviewed by Caitlin Cannon
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 8, 2017
I had this shipped directly to my friend for his birthday and it arrived earlier than expected. He is not a coffee drinker but the atheist mug was too perfect to pass up. He absolutely loves the mug and said he will drink plenty of other beverages from it. He sent me a photo when he opened it and it looked exactly as described and he said it was perfect!
Atheist, Funny Mug, Coffee Mug, Diner Mug, Tea Mug, Atheist Gift, Nonbeliever, Heathen, Scientist, Science Gift, Science Mug, Geek Gift

Reviewed by Isariamkia
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 8, 2017
Perfect, as showed in the pics
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Reviewed by toribeth1
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 4, 2017
Love the cup and it's perfect! Only think is store owner does not respond to any emails no matter how many you send...
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Shipping

Shipping from United States
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I ship all items first class or priority via USPS.All domestic orders will receive delivery confirmation. Convo me if you would like an alternate shipping method and I can adjust your invoice.

I ship to the address you have listed in your Etsy order. Please make sure your address is correct. If you realize there's an error after placing an order, email me asap to EmailKnot@gmail.com with subject "change of address".

***NOTE: International orders are shipped via First Class International mail. I cannot be held responsible for customs fees your package may incur as they are imposed by the receiving country and are not in my control. I also cannot declare that a purchase is a gift on a customs form. This is a federal offense in the US and carries severe penalties.

***NOTE: Due to various international shipping catastrophes that are known to happen I cannot guarantee delivery for Christmas outside the US.

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Not satisfied with your item for any reason? I offer refund of the purchase price less shipping or exchanges within 7 days of receiving the item (with the exception of personalized items).

Additional policies

I would love to make any of my items to order. Please request materials and/or colors and I will be thrilled to create your heart's desire.

Bulk discount orders are also welcome!

Last, I tend not to leave feedback for buyers. However, if you would like feedback on your account I am very happy to do so. Simply contact me and I'll provide it!

Funny Coffee Mug Cozy Tea Cup Porn Stache turquoise black crochet handmade cover

$14.00

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