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It’s happened to all of us—that awkward moment when a friend or partner (or even ourselves) gets a shifty look and we know that the local air quality is, shall we say, threatened? Whenever the man of the house shifts in his seat and clears his throat in a meaningful way, I know that a cover-up is in the works. Alas—if only it really covered things up! But as we all know, local air pollution soon becomes global air pollution. Short of evacuating the building, there is little to be done.

Until now, that is. Farty Lites offer an ingenious solution to these awkward situations. Farty Lites provide a double defense. First, igniting a Farty Lite releases counteracting gases into the atmosphere to neutralize the offending pheromones (they really do work!). Second, they can also be used to turn your emissions into a spectacular pyrotechnic display (according to my fraternity informants, this also works). Dazzle your friends.

Go on - have some fun and let it out. Farty Lites will cover you.

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Comes in a colourful set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. The back features an appropriate explanation. Size: 55x35mm

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

ON SALE novelty gift matchboxes for farting friends -- Farty Lites classic edition

$3.50 USD
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