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Handmade funny coffee mug cozy in turquoise and red with hand embroidered 'Shut the front door'.

For those who don't know, shut the front door is a more polite way of saying shut the fuck up.

I find this amusing. I'm thinking about all the times I tell my kids to shut the front door, meaning to actually close the front door so we don't let the cool air out, or so some axe murderer can't get in and all the while I was saying something so profane to my offspring.

Ha, ha, fucking ha.

I would love to customize this item for you in any way. I can change the colors, change the writing- whatever you'd like I can do. Well, I can't crochet it out of real gold thread or something like that. That's crazy. Shut the front door. Note- item will be made to order so please expect some variation.

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Mug Cozy Coffee Mug Tea Cup Shut the Front Door turquoise red stripe crochet cover


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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic, cotton thread, button, ecofelt, funny, humor
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 3028 reviews
  • Favorited by: 403 people