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Plagued by that not-so-fresh feeling? Just plain stinky? We've all been there, and any smart bunny knows that aluminum belongs in heavy machinery, not on your pits! This deodorant de-stinkifies you with the help of a vegetable protein that neutralizes the enzymes that cause odor. (Wanna know why you're sticky in the first place? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xkVNZJaPA -- The veggie protein in this deodorant actually replaces the protein eaten by your pit-dwelling bacteria to return stinky sweat molecules to their non-stinky state.)

Because it's free of aluminum and funky bacteriacides, it won't actually stop you from sweating (which is a natural bodily process, after all) but it'll keep you smelling fresh as a meadow...or as a birthday cake, if that's your thing.

CHOOSE FROM THE FOLLOWING DELIGHTFUL SMELLS:

● A-PEELED: A peel has never been quite so appealing. Fresh mandarin peels with a sprinkle of zesty herbs and just the lightest whisper of spice.

● BUNNIES ARE FROM VENUS: Well, okay, this scent doesn't really have anything to do with rabbits from outer space, and don't let the silly name fool. you This effortlessly classy scent soars through sparkling citrusy notes of Italian mandarin and Japanese loquat before zigzagging through a floral constellation composed of rose, linden blossom, pink magnolia, and freesia, lily, and jasmine before coming back down to earth for a long-lasting amber drydown. Our signature scent — think Jessica Rabbit.

● CHAI TOWN: You don't need to find yourself in the windy city to enjoy this spicy blend. Cinnamon, cardamom, nutmeg and black pepper swirled together, frothed, and rounded out with just a touch of vanilla for a warm base.

● CUCUMBER TEA: An odd sounding concoction, to be sure, but indisputably delicious. Fresh aquatic cucumber and light green tea.

● CURRANT EVENTS: A fun, on-the-go scent with just the right touch of sophistication. Lightly tart currant topped off with berries and a spritz of cognac.

● EAST OF EDEN: delicious in its ambiguity as only a post-lapsarian scent could be — a great unisex blend with notes of ripe apples, woodsy oak, and a touch of soft lavender to recall bygone innocence.

● HUNNYSUCKLE: Childhood innocence encapsulated. Fresh honeysuckle petals and crisp green grass tumble into notes of light jasmine, musk, sweet mandarin, green rose, and clean earthy leaf.

● LET THEM EAT BIRTHDAY CAKE: An ode to you bourgeois gourmand impulses. You'll be tempted to spoon it out and eat it...but please don't! Cake batter blended with rich vanilla, pure cane sugar, and topped with a smooth and creamy white frosting.

● LYCHEEROUS: All the dewy tartness of a fresh lychee fruit, laced with an indecently smooth touch of honeyed rooibos red tea.

● MANGO LASSI: Notes of the ripest mango fruit and sweet cream awakened with a hint of citrus and just a touch of spice.

● SUCRE BLEU: Warm, just slightly sweet, and nothing short of blasphemous — a base of toasted caramelized sugar is complicated by woodsy cedar and warm tonka bean. Middle notes of patchouli, licorice, French lavender, heliotrope and coriander topped off with Italian bergamot and mandarin and balanced by star anise and ginger.

● VINTAGE JASMINE: An evening breeze of apricot scented osmanthus, star jasmine, and night blooming tobacco flower wafts through crystal chandeliers in open ballroom filled with soft twilight and strains of jazz. The warm air mixes with a light perfume of white musk, light peppery notes, incense and soft woods.

Ingredients (2.7 oz): propylene glycol, water, sodium stearate, vegetable protein, PEG-200/hydroginated castor oil, isosteareth-2, salicylic acid, steareth-100, chamomilla recutita flower extract (chamomile), aloe barbadensis (aloe vera) leaf juice, EDTA, fragrance, phenoxyethanol and caprylyl glycol, citrus grandis (grapefruit) seed extract

THE PITS Aluminum-Free Veggie Protein Deodorant: Choose Your Smell (Vegan - 2.7 oz)

$15.00 USD
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: propylene glycol, water, sodium stearate, vegetable protein, hydrogenated castor oil, isosteareth 2, salicylic acid, steareth 100, chamomile flower extract, aloe barbadensis leaf juice, EDTA, fragrance, phenoxyethanol and caprylyl glycol
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States
  • Feedback: 3881 reviews
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