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You choose which badass stache you're gonna rock from the photos. Let me know in the message to seller at the checkout which mustache necklace you would like. Mustaches are approximately life size. The lightweight aluminum chains (which may vary from the pictures) measure approximately 23" to 25" around without a clasp.

Available Staches are:
SOLD OUT - Street Cop
SOLD OUT - Old West
2 - Trucker Stache
2 - Door to Door
SOLD OUT - Handlebar Mustache
SOLD OUT - The Hogan
SOLD OUT - The Pringles Guy
1 - Instant Jerk
SOLD OUT - The Greasy Italian
1 - Porn Stache

(quantities of staches I have remaining are noted to the left of each stache name)

~Party Packs Available in my shop!!!

*message me for larger/different quantities.

Do not wear while showering, bathing, swimming, etc to protect the life of your jewelry.

Please read my shop policies before purchasing :)

CLeaRaNCe - Choose Your Stache - Instant Disguise Kit of Awesomeness


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: plastic, chain, metal, awesome
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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