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Nerdy Shit Tote

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Favorited by: 1 person
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Canada
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

An exta-big tote bag to carry all your shit, nerdy or not. 
Made of organic cotton and hemp, with cotton handles, hand printed and made in my Dartmouth, Nova Scotia studio.
Measures 19.5" across and 14" deep, so you can lug everything you need in the day, even your laptop. The handles have been reinforced for durability. 
 
 

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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

Don't see the right size, or want something in a different colour? Get in touch, I can most likely make one to your specifications.

Please note that I do not offer custom prints or design work at this time, nor do I do corporate t-shirt screen printing.
In general, my women's clothing sizes are as follows:

XS = US size 0-2
S = US size 4-6
M = US size 6-8
L = US size 10-12
XL = US size 12-14

If you are unsure, or outside these sizes, get in touch for more exact measurements, or made-to-measure options
Clothing: Machine wash in cold water, and hang to dry. Iron med-low

Infinity Scarves: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang to dry

Button-up scarves: hand wash cold, roll in a towel to remove excess water, then hang to dry

T-shirts: machine wash cold, tumble dry med heat or line dry

baby one-pieces: machine wash warm, tumble dry med

hats: machine wash cold, hang to dry
I can absolutely wrap that up and send it directly to your loved one!

I use brown kraft paper hand stamped or screen printed with various designs. Let me know what the occasion is, and I'll wrap it appropriately :)

If you would like a personalized gift tag, be sure to write a short blurb in the "Message to Seller" field at checkout
Think Poison Pear would be perfect fit for your store? Get in touch, I am currently looking for more retail partners, and would love to hear from you!

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