Stocking stuffer gag gift matchbox Literary Lites -- When the air thickens, so should the plot. Tiny mini matchbooks. Dippylulu classics.

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Literature reminds us of our common humanity. And one of our most human attributes is ...well... those embarrassing moments when we express ourselves without saying a word. At moments like this, call on the great masters of literature to compensate for your humiliation. Literary Lites will cover every indiscretion, and in great style!

Modeled on the classic design of one of the world's greatest book collections, Literary Lites are perfect for every room in the house—or as a gift for your favorite literati.

Each Lite refers to a different literary classic. The back cover features a brief plot summary, sure to lift your spirits at times of need. Even your most fetid productions will be transmogrified into immortal literary expressions.

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Comes in a set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. Matchstick color varies depending on my mood. Size: 58x37mm

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Click to keep shopping at Dippylulu: http://www.etsy.com/shop/dippylulu
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Check out dippylulu sister shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/lippydudu
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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.
Literature reminds us of our common humanity. And one of our most human attributes is ...well... those embarrassing moments when we express ourselves without saying a word. At moments like this, call on the great masters of literature to compensate for your humiliation. Literary Lites will cover every indiscretion, and in great style!

Modeled on the classic design of one of the world's greatest book collections, Literary Lites are perfect for every room in the house—or as a gift for your favorite literati.

Each Lite refers to a different literary classic. The back cover features a brief plot summary, sure to lift your spirits at times of need. Even your most fetid productions will be transmogrified into immortal literary expressions.

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

Comes in a set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. Matchstick color varies depending on my mood. Size: 58x37mm

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧
Click to keep shopping at Dippylulu: http://www.etsy.com/shop/dippylulu
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Check out dippylulu sister shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/lippydudu
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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

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