Funny matchbox stocking stuffer novelty gag gifts for sneaky farters -- Got Lites.

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Got farts?

What's more embarrassing than a white moustache? Ripping a ripe one at the in-laws. These Lites provide an alternative to sinking into the ground forever. While paying tribute to a classic ad campaign, these matches also provide a practical solution to a universal problem.

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Comes in a set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. The back features an appropriate explanation. Size: 55x35mm

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.
Got farts?

What's more embarrassing than a white moustache? Ripping a ripe one at the in-laws. These Lites provide an alternative to sinking into the ground forever. While paying tribute to a classic ad campaign, these matches also provide a practical solution to a universal problem.

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

Comes in a set of 3 and wrapped in a cello bag. The back features an appropriate explanation. Size: 55x35mm

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

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From Essex Junction, VT
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Additional policies

It's not me that farts a lot. Honest.

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