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Wicked Retro Art Magnets - For Women, About Men - 3" x 4" fridge magnets mature

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Men, from a Woman's perspective.

This original 3" x 4" fridge magnets collection includes:

#34: "I'd love him even if he didn't have a huge penis."

#36: "100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?"

#68: "Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."

#27: "All men are animals. Some just make better pets."

#3: "Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years."


Each magnet starts off as an original scan of actual vintage ephemera from the 1930's through the 1960's. The scan is digitally modified and enhanced, and an appropriate (or inapproriate) humorous quote or saying is added.

The final image is printed on commercial grade magnet sheets and covered with a 3 mil protective glossy clear laminate insuring the magnet is water, dirt, and UV resistant. Corners are then neatly rounded with a heavy gauge die-cutter.

The end result are strong but flexible magnets that will hold up to years of use, will not fade, and can be easily cleaned with a damp cloth.

I have almost 100 different designs (see www.artzthings.com), and if you'd like me to put together a "custom set" for you, please just let me know. Since these are made to order, substitutions for different designs are not a problem!

All of my items are handmade to order at my home studio in Gainesville, Florida, USA, and will be carefully packaged and shipped within 48 hours of payment
Men, from a Woman's perspective.

This original 3" x 4" fridge magnets collection includes:

#34: "I'd love him even if he didn't have a huge penis."

#36: "100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?"

#68: "Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."

#27: "All men are animals. Some just make better pets."

#3: "Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years."


Each magnet starts off as an original scan of actual vintage ephemera from the 1930's through the 1960's. The scan is digitally modified and enhanced, and an appropriate (or inapproriate) humorous quote or saying is added.

The final image is printed on commercial grade magnet sheets and covered with a 3 mil protective glossy clear laminate insuring the magnet is water, dirt, and UV resistant. Corners are then neatly rounded with a heavy gauge die-cutter.

The end result are strong but flexible magnets that will hold up to years of use, will not fade, and can be easily cleaned with a damp cloth.

I have almost 100 different designs (see www.artzthings.com), and if you'd like me to put together a "custom set" for you, please just let me know. Since these are made to order, substitutions for different designs are not a problem!

All of my items are handmade to order at my home studio in Gainesville, Florida, USA, and will be carefully packaged and shipped within 48 hours of payment

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(93)
Reviewed by Markie Caine
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 18, 2018
I got these as a gift for my sister, but they are awesome! Just as you'd imagine!
Funny Satirical Business Ads 8 inch Magnets Veridian Dynamics 'Better Off Ted' Work Humor corporate bosses advertising job working #2691

Reviewed by Miriam Davidson
4 out of 5 stars
Feb 13, 2018
I just jot down my grocery list as I think about it at the time...so easy!
MY LIST Dry Erase Fridge Notes Magnet 10 Color Border Options 2 Sizes todo memo recipe #3600

Reviewed by Adrienne Daniel
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 26, 2018
Great seller, fast shipping 😊
Siberian Tiger and Cub in Snow 2018 Full Year View Calendar - Magnet, Print, Poster #3865

Reviewed by karynbartes
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 4, 2018
Excellent quality, as described, super fast shipping! Thank you!
Kit Harington - Jon Snow 2018 Full Year View 8" Calendar - Magnet or Wall #3849

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If you are not 100% satisfied with your beautiful item(s), we happily accept returns. Just write me at rich@artzthings.com

Shipping policies

Most orders are shipped USPS First Class Package with tracking, and can be upgraded to Priority Mail (2-day) or Priority Express (1-day/overnight) for and additional cost (see shipping options during checkout).

Although all of our items are handmade to order, we can usually create and ship your order within 24 hours.

We only ship to addresses in the USA.

Additional policies

Please write me at rich@artzthings.com or Convo met via Etsy for large quantities or personalized items.

Wicked Retro Art Magnets - For Women, About Men - 3" x 4" fridge magnets mature

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, vinyl, laminate, ink, ephemera, magnet
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 93 reviews
  • Favorited by: 18 people
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