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SPEW harry potter PATCH 2018 what do you mean its a little late

SPEW harry potter PATCH 2018 what do you mean its a little late

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  • Material: a sensible view of the world
  • Favorited by: 15 people
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Description

So I didn't read the books when they came out; I didn't intentionally NOT read them; I just...well, I didn't read much fiction, truthfully.

HOWEVER

last year I read all the Harry Potter books and I totally get it and am ecstatic to get to discuss this with some old friends because I was flipping OUT a couple hundred times during those 3000 pages or whatever. Probably more than that, actually, dang...

But, one aspect that particularly resonated with me was Hermione's somewhat unpopular club, S.P.E.W. which is sort of the ALF but for Elves instead. She's passionate about it, and she's all about direct action to get the goods, as it were. Join up! If I knew the spell for "break the chain" I'd write it here.

4.5 inches wide, about 3.5 inches tall. Impress your friends in the muggle community; more than likely get eye rolls from all your wizarding friends who just don't see Elves as equal. We have our work cut out for us!

heat set, white ink on black fabric. Printed on broadcloth - thinner than canvas, but easier to sew and it looks way better too. Still holds up very nicely. So there.
So I didn't read the books when they came out; I didn't intentionally NOT read them; I just...well, I didn't read much fiction, truthfully.

HOWEVER

last year I read all the Harry Potter books and I totally get it and am ecstatic to get to discuss this with some old friends because I was flipping OUT a couple hundred times during those 3000 pages or whatever. Probably more than that, actually, dang...

But, one aspect that particularly resonated with me was Hermione's somewhat unpopular club, S.P.E.W. which is sort of the ALF but for Elves instead. She's passionate about it, and she's all about direct action to get the goods, as it were. Join up! If I knew the spell for "break the chain" I'd write it here.

4.5 inches wide, about 3.5 inches tall. Impress your friends in the muggle community; more than likely get eye rolls from all your wizarding friends who just don't see Elves as equal. We have our work cut out for us!

heat set, white ink on black fabric. Printed on broadcloth - thinner than canvas, but easier to sew and it looks way better too. Still holds up very nicely. So there.

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I'm super approachable in real life and strive to do the same over the internet. It's NOT the same, but still. I prefer to be paid in whatever method works for you. If you think you want something then don't, that's totally fine. Email me with ANY problems, seriously, I will respond.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

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But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

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Returns and exchange details

IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR ORDER that's totally not a big deal. The post office loses letters all the time, and because patches are tiny, it happens. PLEASE get in touch if you do not receive your item in 2 weeks time since it ships, and I will gladly work out something with you. Typically I will resend it free of charge, but the only way I know is if you write me! So you gotta! But don't scam me, that'd be super messed up. Besides, I'll know. I can tell.

Shipping policies

I ship everything USPS, typically in white envelopes that are hand stamped with my return address. I try to get the out within about 3-6 days - I usually let etsy take up about 3 days of my week, between reprinting, filling orders, and heat setting. I don't do insurance or confirmation, unless you REALLY REALLY think you want it, which I really don't think you do. These are patches, not priceless works of art.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT THING about the cost - My goal here is to make ONE DOLLAR on each patch. That's my whole deal (save backpatches, which are bigger obviously). Anyway, the extra cost in shipping goes to cover things like the Etsy fees (there are more than one) and the Paypal percentage taken out of your payment. So if you get an order with just one stamp, and wonder why you paid 2 dollars in shipping, that is why. Hidden fees! They're everywhere! But you can get around those if you are smart. Seriously, just think about it. Let me know if you have questions. I write back to everything.

Additional policies

TSHIRT INFORMATION: I switched all the black shirts over to ROYAL APPAREL BRAND shirts, which are organic, and USA made. No sweatshops, no messed up crap that comes with most manufactured things. I'm going to switch the grey ones over to Royal soon, but I gotta sell off the Gildan ones first. I mean, what can I do with 60 blank shirts for myself? Nothing helpful, that's what.

CUSTOM ORDER INFORMATION: I don't do custom orders! UNLESS you want over 50 of the same patch, at which point, yeah, go ahead and email me. I might be interested. MAAAAYBE.

OH OH OH THIS IS IMPORTANT sometimes I go on tour with my bicycle for weeks at a time, or with a band for weeks/months. I leave my shop open, which means you can still order stuff, but it also means you don't get it for awhile. HOWEVER if this is the case, I will do my best to make it VERY clear on the front page of my etsy site. So if you don't see a banner that says "your order won't ship until April of next year" then I'm likely at home. Bonus points if you're the patient type! If you're not, do better! You could be patient too!
TSHIRT INFORMATION: I switched all the black shirts over to ROYAL APPAREL BRAND shirts, which are organic, and USA made. No sweatshops, no messed up crap that comes with most manufactured things. I'm going to switch the grey ones over to Royal soon, but I gotta sell off the Gildan ones first. I mean, what can I do with 60 blank shirts for myself? Nothing helpful, that's what.

CUSTOM ORDER INFORMATION: I don't do custom orders! UNLESS you want over 50 of the same patch, at which point, yeah, go ahead and email me. I might be interested. MAAAAYBE.

OH OH OH THIS IS IMPORTANT sometimes I go on tour with my bicycle for weeks at a time, or with a band for weeks/months. I leave my shop open, which means you can still order stuff, but it also means you don't get it for awhile. HOWEVER if this is the case, I will do my best to make it VERY clear on the front page of my etsy site. So if you don't see a banner that says "your order won't ship until April of next year" then I'm likely at home. Bonus points if you're the patient type! If you're not, do better! You could be patient too!

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