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Jesus is WATCHING, via butt plug! Ride the smile of Christ, every time you sit down, in church, the car and even at work! MATURE

Jesus is WATCHING, via butt plug! Ride the smile of Christ, every time you sit down, in church, the car and even at work! MATURE

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Metal, glass, lol, funny, jesus
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 10 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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Fill yourself, with CHRISTS LOVE!!

Praise Jesus, with this small, holy, stainless steel butt plug!

Make sure everyone at church knows you love Jesus more, by physically keeping him a few inches closer to your heart! Keister for Christ!

Protect thine Christ hole from the penetrative advances of Satan and his minions, block out the demons of butt stuff, pray to it, HALLELUJAH!!

Hes appeared in toast, water stains, tortillas, waffles, gas stations, sting rays, in front of Home Depot, at burning man, in candy bars and now, INSIDE YOUR BODY!!

Elderly women who barley speak English are sure to line of for miles when they find out that the blessed lord JESUS has returned to where the sun doth not shine, let him light the darkest regions of your body. CAN I GET AN AMEN!!

Gift wrapping is now available, let me know the occasion and I’ll hook up a gift bag & some other goodies!

Intended for mature adults, and for novelty use only, keep it kinky and safe y’all!

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