Patrick the Ogre Dildo - Medium, Large, XL and XXL Fantasy Sex Toy

Patrick the Ogre Dildo - Medium, Large, XL and XXL Fantasy Sex Toy

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: Platinum silicone

Meet Patrick, the fat-dicked Ogre! Like all ogres we've ever met, Patrick is uncut and has some great and challenging curves to him, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls that feel amazing when you reach out for 'em.

Ogres are pretty rough-and-tumble and not super interested in doing anything other than eating, smashing things, and f*cking. Patrick has a bit more of an attention span, and when I figured out how to explain to him that I wanted to cast his dick, he got really excited. By the way: when I asked him his name (I don't speak much ogre, but we tried) what came out sounded like something between Patrick and Fat Dick, so... it stuck.

Ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in soft silicone. We recommend it in dual-density, the firm core helps the toy keep it's shape (especially useful for XL and XXL) while the soft skin exterior feels really great!

Patrick is made-to-order. Dual-density orders may add a day or two to normal production time. We HIGHLY recommend double (triple) checking the measurements before you order. This toy is deceptively huge. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller one.

Patrick's the Fat-Dicked Ogre's details:

Extra-Extra Large (XXL):
Head: 12.5in / 32cm circumference
4in / 10cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 13.5in / 34cm circumference
4.25in / 11cm diameter
Length: 17in / 43cm
Insertable: 15in / 38cm

Extra Large (XL):
Head: 10in / 26cm circumference
3.25in / 8cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 11.25in / 29cm circumference
3.75in / 10cm diameter
Length: 13.5in / 34cm
Insertable: 12in / 30.5cm

Large (L):
Head: 8.25in / 21cm circumference
2.75in / 7cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 9in / 23cm circumference
3.25in / 8cm diameter
Length: 11in / 28cm
Insertable: 9.75in / 25cm

Medium (M)
Head: 6.5 in / 17 cm circumference
2 in / 5 cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 7.25 in / 18.5 cm circumference
2.5 in / 6.5 cm diameter
Length: 9” / 23cm
Insertable: 7.5 in / 19cm

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Kentoka May 4, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Hewwo ! I'm really happy to it after one month !🎉 I was a lil bit anxious for the package but it arrived ! The sellers are really nice by the way And speaking of that, it's exactly what I expected from this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👌 thanks you soooooooo much ! Merci for lil bag too that's sweet ! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👌

Eric Masyk Sep 29, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

WOW, the XXL Ogre is truly MASSIVE!!! I thought I'd have this mastered judging by the numbers, but he's a whole lot more beast in person!!! This'll be one hell of a challenge in the years to come, I am very pleased! The light texture on this monster is also quite titillating without being at all rough. Also, great customer service from Yiffmonkey. He helped me decide whether to get the dual-density or not, and I'm sooooo glad I went for the dual density! He would have been way too squishy otherwise. Quality of the product is spot on too, no issues what so ever, and it shipped/delivered on the estimated date.

Kaitlin May 20, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Ordered the medium and nearly had a heart attack when I opened it. My motto has always been if it fits i sits and even if it don't ima still try to sits. Don't try to sit with this toy, imagine this glorious massive toy as a mean girl, the Regina George of toys, it is absolutely beautiful and you want to sit with it, but it will DESTROY your pretty little juice box. I assume patience wouldve been key with this toy but I lack that, so as I lowered myself down and felt my body telling me no more I made a split decision to force myself lower, the intense pain and stinging I felt as my juice box was ripped coupled in with literally the best orgasm of my life!!!!! This is the mac daddy of toys, if you want pain and pleasure this is the one for you!!!!

Reviewed by Inactive Nov 6, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

After only three days of play, Patrick has become a very special toy to me. It might not be a toy you would use every day—unless your certain parts desperately itch for things large and rough on a daily basis (lucky you). But when you need to quench that thirst, Patrick is just the BEST. I absolutely loved the ridge just below the head. It gives you a sweet stretch so deep you might find yourself gasping once it's fully in. The delicately rough texture leaves you begging for more and more of it until you reach the lower knot-like budge and just collapse twitching and panting happily and calling the names of your favourite gods. Yes, that's my description of a typical session with that big ogre male. Oh, time for some down to the ground stuff now, right? Impeccable quality, great packaging, sweet seller. Thank you, YiffMonkey! ^^