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To order disks, please visit www.lizzyfishsigns.com and shop for "birthday board disks". If you're unsure of your color(s) or font, just take your best guess. I go back into my records to make sure your new disks will match as closely as possible to existing calendars, but I may ask for a picture.

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What is included with a frame?

Each frame includes a sawtooth hanger and a peg for standing. Because the frames are really designed to be set on a surface, (desk, table, etc) the sawtooth hanger comes unattached. A small hammer will be needed to attach it to the back if you wish to hang the frame. If you know in advance that you want to hang the frame, you can request the sawtooth be attached before shipping. Just note it in the "note to seller" or "personalization" box when ordering. The peg for standing just needs to be inserted into the hole pre-drilled on the back of the frame.

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If an order is shipped to the address on the order and is mistakenly returned due to post office error, I will resend to the original address free of charge. If it is returned due to an incorrect or incomplete address by the customer, I can create a custom listing for the cost to re-ship the order to the correct address (which can be entered at time of payment for the additional shipping).

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Don't Make Me Throat Punch You Farmhouse Sign, Funny Bright Color Choices Frame Sign, Home Office Humorous Decor, Gift for Coworker Boss

Name: Don't Make Me Throat Punch You Farmhouse Sign, Funny Bright Color Choices Frame Sign, Home Office Humorous Decor, Gift for Coworker Boss
Brand: LizzyFishSigns
SKU: 637728397
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (9594 reviews)

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Made by LizzyFishSigns

Farmhouse style sign stating "don't make me throat punch you". This makes a funny and powerful statement in your home.

Framed signs are approximately 3 x 8" (4 x 9" framed), 6 x 16" (7 x 17" framed), and 8 x 22" (9 x 23" framed). The smaller 2 sizes include a peg for standing and a sawtooth hanger. The 8 x 22" framed signs do NOT include a peg for standing, but do have a sawtooth hanger attached.

❁ If you like this style but want a different saying than shown, please message me BEFORE ordering.
❁ All signs are made with real wood, transferred, sanded, distressed, stained, and sealed. There is no vinyl or stickers on the face of any of our signs.
❁ The edges of unframed signs are sanded and painted black, then distressed with the rest of the sign for a shabby chic look and feel.
❁ Each sign is 100% handmade, so no two are exactly alike. The picture is a representation of the finished product, however yours will vary a bit from the picture shown. Colors may be more or less colorful than shown in listing and will vary by sign. Due to the difference in computer monitors, screens and lighting, colors may appear slightly different in person than in the pictures.
❁ Please note that all of our products are made of wood. They are intended for indoor use only. The front and sides are triple sealed with a matte finish, and the back is left unfinished.
Custom signs are available, just contact me with your idea and I’ll do my best!

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Order today to get by Jun 11-18
Returns & exchanges not accepted
Cost to ship: $13.05

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Ships from: Saint Joseph, MO

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