FOR THOSE OF YOU HAVING A "CRAPPY" CHRISTMAS but still have a sense of humor!!
Genuine moose poo is lightweight, mounted on a piece of heart shaped Victorian reproduction brass, with red and clear crystal edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back. Includes red cord through on permanent sturdy metal loop on back to hang as CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT on your TREE (every year you hang this ornament, it will add just a bit of humor instead of just the Dark Side of this year's economy to your holiday), OR just use the loop PENDANT backing to wear as a flamboyant necklace, the talk of the party! Make a statement this year!
A genuine JUMBO sized moose poop nugget, a product of Maine here in the U.S. Now you know what those folks do during those long New England winters! Go bonkers, that's what, collecting moose droppings, drying them, coating them in polyurethane - I assure you there's NO smell - and then making them into pin or ornament.
OR an UNUSUAL GIFT for that special someone...with a sense of humor..we hope!
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