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Do you know someone who is full of self-pity because they belong to the itty bitty titty committee?

If you're convinced that your cup is half empty, Patty has many reasons to love your mini-melons aplenty. You see she loves being flat and after you read her story you will too, because even though her cup does not flow-eth over, the benefits do.

Patty stands 9" tall and is entirely hand made by us. She comes with an official "i like me, do you?" pin and a mini 2.5" x 2.5" illustrated 24 pg storybook that describes all the benefits of her beautiful boobies.

The Mefits Flatty Patty "I'm flat and that's where it's at"

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: all of our dolls are made with eco fi felt, environmentally friendly, naturally based craft fill, phew that is a mouth full, safety eyes, wire mouth, button
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 9 reviews
  • Favorited by: 4 people

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