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Personalised Happy Birthday Mothers Vagina Funny Birthday Card Rude Birthday Card Adult Birthday Card Offensive Birthday Card BFF Card

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Personalised Happy Birthday Mothers Vagina Funny Birthday Card Rude Birthday Card Adult Birthday Card Offensive Birthday Card BFF Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 6 people
  • Gift message available
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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


Funny birthday card printed on brown recycled card with matching envelope.

Each card is is printed to order on thick A6 is size (104x147mm approx) card.

This card can be personalised with a name of your choice, please either 'add a note to seller' at the checkout or send a message after purchase.

Inside of the card will be left blank for you to write your own individual message.

Cards and envelopes can be recycled.

Each card will be dispatched in a hard back enveloped to offer protection during transit.

Please take note of the dispatch time to the right of the page, this will let you know how long it will take to print and dispatch your order. All delivery estimates are in addition to the dispatch time and can be found in the 'Shop Policies' section of my shop.

Please note colours may vary due to screen and monitor resolutions.


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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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