Wash Your Effing Hands Cross Stitch -- encouraging completed cross stitch for mature fans of hygiene and enemies of germs

Wash Your Effing Hands Cross Stitch -- encouraging completed cross stitch for mature fans of hygiene and enemies of germs


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DMC, thread, 5x7 frame, aida fabric, mounting board


"Wash your f*cking hands" cross stitch sampler, completed and framed in 5x7 secondhand frame (NOT the exact frame pictured, and no frame at all outside the U.S.)

---The Deets---

This sampler will be stitched on white or off-white Aida cloth to fit in a 5x7 secondhand frame. The text is usually in blue, and the border is little red flowers and a green vine on top and bottom. It was designed as a companion to the 5x7 "Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" also available in my shop.

The pattern and kit are also available in the shop; check out the patterns and kits sections of my shop or see "The Links" for those as well.

*FRAME: This stitch will come framed (no glass) in a 5x7 straight-from-the-Goodwill secondhand frame, or if you prefer, mounted on a self-stick mounting board ready to frame, or just on fabric ready for you to custom mount and frame. (Outside the U.S., the stitch will arrive mounted without a frame, since shipping costs would be prohibitively expensive for a framed item.)

The frames pictured in my shop are example of Goodwill frames -- convo me if you'd like to request a particular color and I'll look through my collection and attempt to match your preference! (The frame shown with the example in the photo is not available and you will not be getting that one.)

*CUSTOMIZE: This stitch usually doesn't have any customizations available, but if you'd like a different color palette, let me know and I'll do what I can to accommodate your wishes. In general I also do take all kinds of special orders and love doing 'em, so convo me if you're looking to have some other stitch work done. : D

*SHIP: This stitch will ship within the U.S. via USPS Priority Mail, or international first class. It will typically be shipped within about 3 weeks unless a delay is noted in this listing (above), my shop policies, announcements or banner, or you get a message from me discussing a delay.

Please let me know if you have a deadline or are giving it as a gift and need it sooner either by convo'ing in advance or including it in the purchase order notes. You are responsible for reading this listing and contacting me with any deadlines you would like me to consider!

Please also check the shipping address again after you've checked out. Old addresses occasionally get substituted for the correct ones during checkout, and there will be no way for me to know this has happened -- only you will be able to recognize an error!

Again, outside the U.S., this stitch will NOT be framed due to shipping costs.

---The Links---

Here's the pattern:

And here's the kit, containing all the materials you'd need to stitch one (or two!) yourself:

If you're looking for "Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" instead, find it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/196030628/please-dont-do-cocaine-in-the-bathroom

Rather have the mini version of "Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom"? Here it is: https://www.etsy.com/listing/209949012/please-dont-do-cocaine-in-the-bathroom

You're awesome and everyone else sucks: https://www.etsy.com/listing/193051600/youre-awesome-cross-stitch-mature-cross

Back to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins

---The Legal Stuff---

This and other designs were created by me, and the pattern is for sale for just a few bucks in my shop. Please don't attempt to copy this or other designs or share or distribute the pattern in any format, and please don't sell completed versions. This design is copyright Alicia Watkins 2018, and those dollars help me have the free time I need to design more! Thank you! :D

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anninkeiser Jan 21, 2020

richardfinley Nov 15, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
Absolutely amazing! Wonderful quality.

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maribeth457 Apr 4, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
As described and super fun for a beginner like me to do. Thanks!

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aburrous1 Apr 2, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Grateful to be able to download Alicia Watkins hilarious patterns to keep me busy during this strange times!

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