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Soy, Fragrence, Wit, Sarcasm, Crassness


Height: 4 Inches; Volume: 8 Fluid ounces

Wisps of a bad toupee, spray tan and russian prostitutes. Citrus, star anise, whisky, vetiver and mild tobacco. With a sprinkling of covfefe.

Sure to bring interesting conversations with the family at the holiday table!

SCENT: This scented soy candle has the essence of Star anise, whisky, vetiver, and grapefruit finished off with tobacco.
Seeking a funny and unique gift or conversation piece? Welcome! We hand pour each and every candle in small batches with lots of love & care (and with and sarcasm and fun), adding only quality scents to each batch (NOTE: all candles are handmade and are all perfectly imperfect). All candles are scented with a pleasant amount of fragrance (enough so you smell the scent but do not get a migraine from the scent). Our candles provide good cold (unlit) and hot (lit…lit like fire, not like partaaaay) throw (amount of scent they give off). Once you have completely burned your candle (don’t be sad, you can buy another), you are left with a reusable jar that can be used for many different purposes…like storing beads, or herbs, or “herb”…wink wink…nudge nudge.

Burn Time
About 65 hours.

Glass jar, natural soy wax, cotton wick, and fragrance oil.

8 fluid ounces of wax, weighs about 1 lb. Jars are 4" tall and 3" in diameter.

Soy Wax burns nice and clean and is eco-friendly! You'll be able to clean out the jar and either recycle or reuse it.
The first time you light the candle, allow it to burn until the melted wax covers the entire top of the candle. This ensures that it will burn evenly and extend the life of the candle. Keep your wick trimmed to 1/4 inch to ensure a safe flame size. Place burning candle on heat resistant surface. Never move a candle while hot or burning. Blow out the candle if jar becomes excessively hot. Keep candles away from drafts. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Never leave a burning candle unattended.

We offer free shipping in the United States with purchases of $35 or more. Current processing time before shipping your order is 3-5 business days (often sooner). International orders take on average 2-3 weeks to arrive after shipping date. You will receive a tracking notification once your item has been shipped.

Our candles make great gifts! We are always careful to not include any prices in the packaging when its marked as a gift. If the order is being sent directly to the recipient, fill in their name and address in the shipping section at checkout.

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