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Dear Santa, I just want to take a forking nap.

Dear Santa, I just want to take a forking nap.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Subject: Phrase & saying
  • Materials: ribbon, paint, wood
  • Gift message available
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Description

It’s so ironic that I am so sleepy while trying to write this description. Ha! *SOB*

Guess who REALLY needs a nap right now.

This is a 3.5” square, hand painted ornament on wood. Please allow imperfections due to the nature of the surface material & since they’re all
hand painted there will be variations of this original but it will be very similar. ❤️

All of them are signed on the back.

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No refunds or exchanges unless damaged. Thanks!

Shipping policies

All of my items are custom orders. Please allow 7-10 days for me to personally create, package & ship your order. Keep in mind when you're ordering that my block of awesome paintings can take up to 3 weeks depending on how swamped I am!

All orders are shipped via USPS ground. If you desire a tracking number & insurance & all that fancy stuff, let me know & I can ship it to you at an additional cost via priority mail.

For international orders, send me a convo & I can tell you how much it will cost to get it to you!

P.S. I use salvaged wood for some of my creations which means there will be slight imperfections or knots in the wood grain. I think It adds to the organic character of it & is a good reminder that you have saved that particular piece of wood from eternal doom in a stupid landfill.

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