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Teeth are a little more pink than white

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When I decided to make the chompers soap, I always pictured one of my most embarrassing stories - I'll tell you, but shhhhh don't tell anyone! I was 14 and had invited a new friend to my house for a family picnic. Sounds safe, right? My grandmother always had a way of testing people, to see how much they could handle of our family antics. So my friend sits down at the picnic table to eat and my grandmother proceeds to take her teeth out and place them on the table between her and my friend before digging into her macaroni salad. I was mortified. Luckily, that girl thought my grandmother was hilarious and now she's been my best friend for 18 years! You know someone is meant to be your BFF when they can handle dentures on the table.

You'll receive one set of minty fresh chompers, completed in a cherry mint scent. Each set weighs approx. 2 oz, is the size of a real set of dentures and is packaged in a cellophane bag, and finished off with ribbon and a label. Each set of chompers is made to order, so color may vary slightly.

GIFT SENDING: All orders go to the address listed on your Paypal receipt. I love sending directly to your friends and family! If you're ordering a gift, you can edit the address in Paypal when you checkout, just click EDIT when Paypal shows you the final total and shipping destination. Need help? Just let me know!
*CT residents: Please note a 6.35% sales tax will be added to your order.

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Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Water, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Triethanolamine, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Mica/Oxide and/or Body Safe Pigment Colorant, Phthalate-Free Fragrance

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SECONDS: Teeth Soap - Dentist Soap - minty fresh chompers - novelty soap - Cherry Mint scented


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: glycerin soap, coloring, fragrance
  • Only ships within United States.
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