Trumpee Stump

Trumpee Stump


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Is Vladimir Putin using footage of Donald Trump paying Russian escorts for golden showers as leverage against the current administration? Probably.

Is there something cathartic about watching a dog pee on a tiny likeness of Donald Trump? Definitely.

And that's the inspiration behind the Trumpee Stump – a 6" bust of Donald Trump, unequivocally asking for a golden shower. (His request is visible from the front and both sides.)

The bust is attached to a small patch of artificial turf (roughly 7"x7") and features a security lug on the back so you can attach it to an anchor such as a sign post.

If you plan to place your Trumpee Stump in a yard and would prefer a lawn stake on the bottom instead of the turf, make a note with your order.

The Trumpee Stump also includes a tiny vial of doggy potty training fluid to encourage dogs to shower the PEEOTUS with their liquid gold. It's pungent stuff – a few drops will do.

This is a great gift for people who need to encourage dogs to pee somewhere besides their flower beds, or just for people that don't like Trump but do like pee jokes.

10% of all profits go to The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services.

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Brooklyn, NY

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Owner of PorcupineArmadillo

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4 out of 5 stars

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Tom Ward Dec 4, 2019

4 out of 5 stars
Shipped on time. Was broken or needed reassembly upon arrival. I still love it.

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