Tell it like it is, y'all.
Those people you know who are pregnant made that baby with their genitals. It's funny cause it's true. (And kind of gross if you think about it too hard).
Every card is lettered by me. No 2 are alike. It even comes with an envelope! I'm super generous like that.
I also rub it all over my body for extra magic. Just kidding! I don't do that. Or do I?
(P.S. I hope you stopped thinking about your homeys having intercourse by now).
*There are other genital imitators but this is the original, in case you wondered.
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