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Foodporn -An explicit poster-zine by Alex Hahn, featuring The Cruffin [Adults Only]

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Foodporn -An explicit poster-zine by Alex Hahn, featuring The Cruffin [Adults Only]

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*Please note: I would only recommend this for people of at least 16 due to the explicit scenes implied in the drawings. A good test would be if you or the recipient are into 'South Park', 'Rick and Morty' etc. then you should be ok with this!*


...exactly what is says on the tin: porn with food! In this case, my character, The Cruffin, takes the starring role in an irreverent pun-filled parody of adult magazines.
It's not for the faint of heart, but as explicit as things look, it is just food!

The magazine side of the zine introduces The Cruffin and shows her engaged in a variety of saucy situations, then the zine unfolds into an A2 poster featuring vintage-style scene featuring a vintage Cruffin and an un-named TV repair muffin. Lastly the back page contains a variety of adverts for you foodies to drool over.

The hand-finished A5 zine also comes in its own modesty bag/slip case, with jagged top edge and cut circle details.

Sorry no avocados.


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BlopShop made this item with help from

  • Mixam.co.uk, Watford, England
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  • Mixam.co.uk, Watford, England

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