The Cure mini Valentines set Robert Smith
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The Cure is my most favoritest band in all of the lands and these Valentines have been something that I physically NEEDED to make for some time now!
They’re fashioned in the style of kids Valentines, the kinds we put in little shoebox mailboxes during elementary school Valentine parties and yes you had to give one even to the kid who ate glue and always had his butt-crack exposed. Sigh.
There are 16 different cringey designs in this set. Comes packaged in a little cellophane bag, ready to be passed out to your former-goth milkman, your mom who is still trying to peel the Head on the Door poster off your childhood bedroom wall, and your Aunt Helen who gets mistaken for Robert Smith every Halloween but that’s just how her hair is. These are perfect also to hand out to any lovecats you have in your life, penpals you still have from your goth middle school days, local gravediggers, or teenagers who seriously need schooled on good music.
These are corny, cheesy, cringey - just as Valentines should be - so expect to get a groan or two.
They’re fashioned in the style of kids Valentines, the kinds we put in little shoebox mailboxes during elementary school Valentine parties and yes you had to give one even to the kid who ate glue and always had his butt-crack exposed. Sigh.
There are 16 different cringey designs in this set. Comes packaged in a little cellophane bag, ready to be passed out to your former-goth milkman, your mom who is still trying to peel the Head on the Door poster off your childhood bedroom wall, and your Aunt Helen who gets mistaken for Robert Smith every Halloween but that’s just how her hair is. These are perfect also to hand out to any lovecats you have in your life, penpals you still have from your goth middle school days, local gravediggers, or teenagers who seriously need schooled on good music.
These are corny, cheesy, cringey - just as Valentines should be - so expect to get a groan or two.
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Francesca Giaquinto Dec 30, 20195 out of 5 starsI bought these as a late Christmas gift for myself and they couldn’t be more perfect!
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Jamie Nov 14, 20195 out of 5 starsBought as a gift and she loved the cards!
The Cure mini Valentines set Robert Smith
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Maren Kearns Mar 6, 20195 out of 5 starsWe love The Cure at our house. Thanks for making such fun products for us to enjoy. Happy with everything about this purchase!
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anjijade Feb 25, 20195 out of 5 starsFriends all enjoyed the clever Cur jokes for Valentines ❤️
The Cure mini Valentines set Robert Smith
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