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PREORDER Signed Copy: 'Goodnight Mars' - A sci-fi STEM parody - Children's Illustrated Book - Hardcover Version

PREORDER Signed Copy: 'Goodnight Mars' - A sci-fi STEM parody - Children's Illustrated Book - Hardcover Version

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  • Handmade item
  • Binding Type: Hardcover
  • Materials: paper, awesomeness
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 6 people
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***AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER: SHIPPING JANUARY 2019***

'Goodnight Moon' was my favourite childhood book and I'm very excited to have been able to write and illustrate a Martian parody --combining my love of space & astronomy, art, and science-fiction into a bedtime story for future astronauts, rockets scientists, and anyone who dreams of distant worlds. ; )

Your pre-ordered copy will be signed by me with the option of having you or your special someone's name included in the message I sign into the book.

Rather a softcover edition? Not to worry! You can find it over on Amazon.

Complete with sci-fi 'easter eggs' hidden throughout the illustrations, and a STEM-based illustrated glossary, this parody of a beloved classic is a pleasure for earthlings and space lovers of all ages!

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In the grey Hab dome

There was no telephone

Just a satellite link

And a 'message alert' light--

Going BLINK, BLINK, BLINK


On a planet far, far away, it's bedtime in the Martian habitat module (or 'Hab') for two young astronauts. With a view of the Martian dunes, solar cells, and rover out their window, and a healthy supply of nutrient slush and hydroponic plants, the two settle into their bunks for the night.


Goodnight little bot

And goodnight dust

Goodnight freeze-dried

nutrient slush

--And goodnight to the portrait

of Mr. Musk...

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Book Dimensions: 11in x 8.5in
Full Colour, First Edition
Published by Bean Bun Press ( beanbunpress.com )
***AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER: SHIPPING JANUARY 2019***

'Goodnight Moon' was my favourite childhood book and I'm very excited to have been able to write and illustrate a Martian parody --combining my love of space & astronomy, art, and science-fiction into a bedtime story for future astronauts, rockets scientists, and anyone who dreams of distant worlds. ; )

Your pre-ordered copy will be signed by me with the option of having you or your special someone's name included in the message I sign into the book.

Rather a softcover edition? Not to worry! You can find it over on Amazon.

Complete with sci-fi 'easter eggs' hidden throughout the illustrations, and a STEM-based illustrated glossary, this parody of a beloved classic is a pleasure for earthlings and space lovers of all ages!

----

In the grey Hab dome

There was no telephone

Just a satellite link

And a 'message alert' light--

Going BLINK, BLINK, BLINK


On a planet far, far away, it's bedtime in the Martian habitat module (or 'Hab') for two young astronauts. With a view of the Martian dunes, solar cells, and rover out their window, and a healthy supply of nutrient slush and hydroponic plants, the two settle into their bunks for the night.


Goodnight little bot

And goodnight dust

Goodnight freeze-dried

nutrient slush

--And goodnight to the portrait

of Mr. Musk...

-----

Book Dimensions: 11in x 8.5in
Full Colour, First Edition
Published by Bean Bun Press ( beanbunpress.com )

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So please let me know. Merci! ^ . ^ -Tesla

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Please note that we are not responsible for any customs fees or charges. But if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask! : )

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WeTheSciencey made this item with help from

  • Bean Bun Press, Big Sur, CA
WeTheSciencey made this item with help from:
  • Bean Bun Press, Big Sur, CA

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