Hand painted Humorous Sign- Proper Wipes Prevent Brown Stripes

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Hand painted Humorous Sign- Proper Wipes Prevent Brown Stripes

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Item details

Handmade item


wood, metal, chalk paint, wax, glaze, acrylic sealer, plastic


Height: 8.5 Inches; Width: 11.5 Inches

"Proper Wipes Prevent Brown Stripes"

Painted in an antique French country style this plaque seems to say what we 'proper' folks just cannot.

It is sure to give an unexpected giggle to most people that read it, not expecting something so crude (yet true!) from something so elegant. Handmade applique added to the top.

I used chalk paint, wax, glaze and acrylic sealer to create this piece.

Measures 8.5 inches tall by 11.5 inches wide and 3/4 inch thick. Comes with a saw tooth hanger in the back.

Shipping & returns

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From Albuquerque, NM
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

Please contact us first to discuss the issue. If we cannot resolve it we will advise you to return the item. Will give 7-10 days to receive it back. Once it is received we will issue a refund. For those that paid with paypal we will only refund through PayPal and only to the email address you originally used. Delivery confirmation is included on every order that ships!
We are not responsible for any loss or damage due to the shipping service neglect or otherwise, if you did not request insurance on the item.

Shipping policies

I ship everything via USPS. Different services are listed in the shipping section when you check out so please choose the appropriate one that you would like.

If you want to insure your package please contact me before you check out. I will set up a private listing reflecting the insurance charges that you requested. Otherwise I do not replace any damaged items due to the shipping services neglect.
INTERNATIONAL- I will NOT declare that the items are personal when they are not. It is unlawful to do so. Please be aware of what the taxes, tarrifs, or other charges there are and factor that cost in. No exceptions.

Additional policies

We do not offer wholesale at this shop.

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