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What? Back-alley hookers love crack. I've watched Cops. Those crazy bitches will blow a dude for 5 bucks...for crack.

This card is sized A2 (5.5 x 4.25) and comes with a soft white envelope. Card is blank inside.

Sorry Cali residents, Uncle Sam wants his cut. 8.75% tax applies.

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Frequently asked questions about sweetperversion

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $125.00 with $75.00 reorders. Shoot us a convo and we'll send you the link to our Etsy Wholesale linesheet.
Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off!

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.
We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.
Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).
Aside from personalized pencils, we do not offer custom work.
In order to keep shipping costs low, 1-3 greeting cards are shipped without tracking. All other items include tracking.

Back-Alley Hooker Greeting Card


Overview

  • Materials: paper, ink, envelopes
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 5425 reviews
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