4 Funny Mom Wine Bottle Labels Mother Wine Labels | Wine Because Kids | Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption Present for Mom 9159

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4 Funny Mom Wine Bottle Labels Mother Wine Labels | Wine Because Kids | Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption Present for Mom 9159

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$14.95

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Handmade item

Made to order

Materials

Weatherproof Polyester Label, Canon C650 Laser Toner Printer

Dimensions

Height: 5 Inches; Width: 3 Inches

Now that I'm a mom, I think about the kind of gift I would like for Mother's day. In no particular order, and just off the top of my head, here is what I came up with: a nap, wine, another nap and some new yoga pants. So be a good son or daughter and give your mother wine. Pro tip: these are funny year round, so pick these up for Mother's day and give her another bottle for her birthday and Christmas. It's the gift that keeps on giving (wine not included).

Includes:
• Wine Because Kids.
• Thank You For Going Without Wine For 9 Months. You Rockstar, You.
• Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption.
• Mom, Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit.

DETAILS
• Includes 4 labels plus free US shipping
• You'll receive instructions for easy removal of the label that came on the bottle
• This does not include wine bottle, wine, or any accessories shown in the photos

SPECS
• Each label is 3 inches wide x 5 inches tall
• Printed on waterproof polyester stock
• Printed in-house on our Canon C650 production printer for high quality & consistency every time
• Designed in-house by our small team of designers and makers
• All designs are copyright The Ritzy Rose®

SELECTING YOUR BOTTLE
• Our labels work best with a straight bottle that doesn’t bulge out in any way. If the bottle is curvy, the label may bubble around the edges.
• We suggest fully removing the label that comes on the bottle so that the labels you order look best. Paper labels peel off the easiest (clear plastic can be harder). Avoid labels painted directly on the bottle since you’ll see the letters beneath your label.
• Pro tip: don’t shy away from the cheapo bottles! Part of the beauty of our labels is that they take a $4 bottle of wine and elevate it to something oh-so-much classier. So unless the recipient is a wine connoisseur, nobody will ever know. We definitely won’t tell anyone.

SHIPPING
• All orders ship via USPS (United States Postal Service)
• Standard shipping is First Class, which ships free in the US
• For rush orders, please select either Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express. Prices and estimated delivery date will be calculated to your location during checkout.
• International orders: Buyer is responsible for customs, duty and import fees. Please check your local customs rates as they vary around the world and are frequently changed.

Why order from us?
• We have thousands of 5 star reviews, and over 10,000 happy customers (many of whom come back again and again!)
• We make and ship orders ridiculously fast (see our feedback for proof!) - most orders ship within 1 business day
• With a decade of printing experience, we vow to get your order right (we are total perfectionists!)
• If anything goes wrong with your order, we do whatever we need to do to make sure you're happy
• The Ritzy Rose® is a family business with four people (plus some extra help on a seasonal basis), making and shipping all of your orders. This is our full-time job, hobby and obsession. We love what we do. We owe it to our incredible customers that allow us to support our families by making amazing pieces for all of you.

Other notes:
• Colors vary from screen to screen
• Many bottles have different dimensions. Our labels may appear different if you apply them to a smaller or larger bottle than what is shown in our photos. Please see the measurements for the exact dimensions.
• Please reach out to us if you have any questions - our team is very responsive and we'll get back to you (sometimes within minutes) with the support you need

CAN'T GET ENOUGH?
We don't blame you. Want to shop more of our labels for occasions from girl's night out and family holiday dinners, to weddings, proposals & anniversary parties? See the collection here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheRitzyRose?section_id=17381921
Now that I'm a mom, I think about the kind of gift I would like for Mother's day. In no particular order, and just off the top of my head, here is what I came up with: a nap, wine, another nap and some new yoga pants. So be a good son or daughter and give your mother wine. Pro tip: these are funny year round, so pick these up for Mother's day and give her another bottle for her birthday and Christmas. It's the gift that keeps on giving (wine not included).

Includes:
• Wine Because Kids.
• Thank You For Going Without Wine For 9 Months. You Rockstar, You.
• Thanks For Not Putting Me Up For Adoption.
• Mom, Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit.

DETAILS
• Includes 4 labels plus free US shipping
• You'll receive instructions for easy removal of the label that came on the bottle
• This does not include wine bottle, wine, or any accessories shown in the photos

SPECS
• Each label is 3 inches wide x 5 inches tall
• Printed on waterproof polyester stock
• Printed in-house on our Canon C650 production printer for high quality & consistency every time
• Designed in-house by our small team of designers and makers
• All designs are copyright The Ritzy Rose®

SELECTING YOUR BOTTLE
• Our labels work best with a straight bottle that doesn’t bulge out in any way. If the bottle is curvy, the label may bubble around the edges.
• We suggest fully removing the label that comes on the bottle so that the labels you order look best. Paper labels peel off the easiest (clear plastic can be harder). Avoid labels painted directly on the bottle since you’ll see the letters beneath your label.
• Pro tip: don’t shy away from the cheapo bottles! Part of the beauty of our labels is that they take a $4 bottle of wine and elevate it to something oh-so-much classier. So unless the recipient is a wine connoisseur, nobody will ever know. We definitely won’t tell anyone.

SHIPPING
• All orders ship via USPS (United States Postal Service)
• Standard shipping is First Class, which ships free in the US
• For rush orders, please select either Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express. Prices and estimated delivery date will be calculated to your location during checkout.
• International orders: Buyer is responsible for customs, duty and import fees. Please check your local customs rates as they vary around the world and are frequently changed.

Why order from us?
• We have thousands of 5 star reviews, and over 10,000 happy customers (many of whom come back again and again!)
• We make and ship orders ridiculously fast (see our feedback for proof!) - most orders ship within 1 business day
• With a decade of printing experience, we vow to get your order right (we are total perfectionists!)
• If anything goes wrong with your order, we do whatever we need to do to make sure you're happy
• The Ritzy Rose® is a family business with four people (plus some extra help on a seasonal basis), making and shipping all of your orders. This is our full-time job, hobby and obsession. We love what we do. We owe it to our incredible customers that allow us to support our families by making amazing pieces for all of you.

Other notes:
• Colors vary from screen to screen
• Many bottles have different dimensions. Our labels may appear different if you apply them to a smaller or larger bottle than what is shown in our photos. Please see the measurements for the exact dimensions.
• Please reach out to us if you have any questions - our team is very responsive and we'll get back to you (sometimes within minutes) with the support you need

CAN'T GET ENOUGH?
We don't blame you. Want to shop more of our labels for occasions from girl's night out and family holiday dinners, to weddings, proposals & anniversary parties? See the collection here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheRitzyRose?section_id=17381921

Shipping & returns

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From Pickerington, OH
Free shipping to United States
Returns accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (2,632)

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and cancellations

Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
Request a cancellation: before item has shipped

I don't accept exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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We fill most orders with 1 business day. US shipping generally takes 1-3 business days for Priority and 3-5 business days for First Class. If you are concerned about receiving your order in time, please mention your wedding date or deadline in the "notes to seller" box during checkout. For international orders, please leave at least 4 weeks to receive your order.
Of course! If you have more than one flower girl or ring bearer, getting a package of wedding signs is a great way to incorporate everyone. Either pick out one of my listings that is a package or set of multiple signs (which is already priced at a volume discount), or add 5 signs to your cart and you'll automatically receive a discount on your order, as well as combined shipping.
No, not at all! We send printed instructions for easy application of your wine label with every label order. See our feedback to hear other customer's candid experiences with removing the label on your bottle of wine and applying our labels. We also offer advice for selecting a good bottle within our wine label listings. As always, we are here to help if you have any questions!
• We have thousands of 5 star reviews, and over 10,000 happy customers
• We make and ship orders ridiculously fast (see our feedback for proof!) - most orders ship within 1 business day
• With a decade of printing experience, we vow to get your order right (we are total perfectionists!)
• The Ritzy Rose® is a family business, making and shipping all of your orders. This is our full-time job, hobby and obsession
• With 20 years in graphic design, our owner and design director Jen offers you tons of exclusive designs that you won't find anywhere else on Etsy. Because we know you have a lot of choices, we work hard to stand out and be different!
• If anything goes wrong with your order, we do whatever we need to do to make sure you're happy

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