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NEW! Funny Printable Pregnancy Affirmations - The ABCs of the Third Trimester - Set of 26 High Quality Printable Hilarious Birth Cards

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These 26 humorous pregnancy cards for the VERY pregnant will crack a smile on even the most pregnant of pregnant people.

With these pregnancy cards you'll give the gift of laughter at a baby shower, mother blessing, or blessingway. Or a peace offering for a pregnant spouse or partner during those last few days (which feel like an eternity).

Midwives and doulas, give these pregnancy cards to your clients to help lighten the mood and relax. Laughter is good medicine!

Print these humorous pregnancy cards in the comfort of your own home, local photo shop, or at an office supply store. (I prefer printing at places like Walgreens or CVS - fast and cheap!)

To print at a photo shop, simply upload each individual image file (use the zip folder) and print as you would a regular photo from your phone or camera. At home, consider using the pdf for a quick and easy print. These printables for the third trimester would look wonderful printed on heavy, textured paper.

*Digital files ONLY - NO physical prints sent!

Dimensions: 2550 x 3300 pixels (easily prints to 4x6 inch photos at your local photo center)


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