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Flock to the Sex Tabulator - Ink and Watercolor Painting

Flock to the Sex Tabulator - Ink and Watercolor Painting

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  • Handmade item
  • Orientation: Vertical
  • Framing: Framed
  • Height: 8.25 Inches
  • Width: 6.25 Inches
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From Culver City, CA
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I thought I'd throw my sometimes boyfren Treetops a bone and include some of his kwazy art in my shop, he's such a broke-ass! And he's lazy too, always just laying around talking about Martian Colonization or cloud cities on Venus. If I dint get the occasional deep-dickin I'd be rid of him, but whatevs. Buy his art so he can buy some more Mountain Dew and Viagra!

This is an original ink and watercolor painting by Treiops Treyfid on paper. Dimensions: 8.25"x6.25"x.5" with frame. Comes with frame shown. Does NOT come with glass.

This piece is from the series "Realm of the Shadow Puffs". View the origin story here: http://treiops.tumblr.com/realmoftheshadowpuffs


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