Madame Swan Saint Candle

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Madame Swan Saint Candle

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Handmade

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Height: 8 Inches

In celebration of our 15th year in business, the Blonde Swan team presents the Madame Swan Saint Candle. This parody keepsake should inspire boldness, style, and attitude. Grace your mantel, bath counter, or vanity with our stunning candle of Saint Swan herself! Let our patron saint of hats, glitz, and champagne bless your evening and fill it with the love and adoration you deserve!

Now with the option to add a 1.5" button so you can show your Blonde Swan spirit everywhere you go!

*Irreverence included.

Height: 8 inches

Please exercise caution when using. Never leave lit candles unattended.

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An invocation to Madame Swan:
"We beseech Thee, Yes Gawd, to grant us the pardon of our sins by the intercession of Madame Swan, ex-virgin and part time martyr, who was always pleasing in Thy sight by her elimination of chastity and by the profession of every other known virtue. Font of Glitter, Madame Swan, sustain me in suffering a lack of champagne, fortify me in temptation at the sale rack, protect me in the dangers of the non-fabulous surrounding me, obtain for me the graces necessary to me, and in particular endow me with beautiful hats. O God, Most Holy Trinity, we thank Thee for the graces Thou didst bestow upon the Blessed Virgin Mary, and upon Thy handmaid ex-virgin, Madame Swan, through whose intercession we implore Thy Mercy. Gaymen!"
In celebration of our 15th year in business, the Blonde Swan team presents the Madame Swan Saint Candle. This parody keepsake should inspire boldness, style, and attitude. Grace your mantel, bath counter, or vanity with our stunning candle of Saint Swan herself! Let our patron saint of hats, glitz, and champagne bless your evening and fill it with the love and adoration you deserve!

Now with the option to add a 1.5" button so you can show your Blonde Swan spirit everywhere you go!

*Irreverence included.

Height: 8 inches

Please exercise caution when using. Never leave lit candles unattended.

--

An invocation to Madame Swan:
"We beseech Thee, Yes Gawd, to grant us the pardon of our sins by the intercession of Madame Swan, ex-virgin and part time martyr, who was always pleasing in Thy sight by her elimination of chastity and by the profession of every other known virtue. Font of Glitter, Madame Swan, sustain me in suffering a lack of champagne, fortify me in temptation at the sale rack, protect me in the dangers of the non-fabulous surrounding me, obtain for me the graces necessary to me, and in particular endow me with beautiful hats. O God, Most Holy Trinity, we thank Thee for the graces Thou didst bestow upon the Blessed Virgin Mary, and upon Thy handmaid ex-virgin, Madame Swan, through whose intercession we implore Thy Mercy. Gaymen!"

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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Using a tape measure, start one inch above your eyebrows (or 1 finger width above the tip of your ear) and go around the widest part of your head. Measure several times and, if you have any doubts, have a friend help you!
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4 weeks - 15%
3 weeks - 20%
2 weeks - 25%
1 week - 30%

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