Ew, David Funny Doormat | David Rose | Rose Apothecary

Step right up to our fantastic doormats! Crafted with care from eco-friendly, all-natural coir fibers, these gems are not only stylish but also kind to the planet. And wait for it... the durability game is strong with a vinyl back, ensuring they can handle whatever the world throws their way! 🌿✨ Sturdy, sassy, and sustainable – that's how we do doormats! 🚀🎉

THE BASICS
•Available in 3 sizes
•Durable prints
•Thickness .5 - .75 inches
•Tracked shipping
•Satisfaction guaranteed

DOORMAT CARE
Our doormats prefer a covered spot away from the wild elements. When they get a little too wet and can't air-dry properly, those fibers start sipping up water like it's a tropical drink. Result? A darker, stained look as the natural coconut oil surfaces for a moment in the spotlight. But hey, we want your design to shine, not fade away quickly! So, let's keep those doormats in their happy, covered space! 🌟🚪💦

When your brand-new mat arrives, it might throw a little celebration by shedding some loose fibers – totally normal! Give it a gentle shake, and voila, it's party time! 🎉✨ Now, if you want to join in on the cleanup dance, a quick sweep or vacuum will keep things spick and span.

Our rugs are like snowflakes, no two are exactly the same. Some might show off a darker or lighter vibe, or a splash of color variety – it's all part of the charm! You can expect some fibers to vary in thickness, and you might find a few coconut husk chunks joining the party.

ADDING PERSONALIZATION
While this listing showcases the fantastic design you've been eyeing in the photos, guess what? We're all about spreading the joy of customization! 🎨✨ Check out the link below for our magical custom design listing. 🪄✨
If you're itching to add your personal touch – whether it's pawprints, family names, hearts, or all of the above – we've got you covered! 🐾💖 Simply hop over to our personalization add-on listing (yup, it's linked below too) and let the creative vibes flow! 🎉✨
Create Your Own Mat: https://etsy.me/41TLVsm

Add-On Personalization: https://etsy.me/3vERsXH



Some of our fantastic mats might just jet off from the UK! 🚀🇬🇧 We've teamed up with an epic printer to sprinkle more design magic across borders and bring these beauties to life! 🎨✨
Now, here's the scoop on the mat-mail journey: It usually takes around a week for your mat to land on your doorstep and kick off its new adventure in your space! 🌍🚪 But hey, if you're hosting a doormat deadline party, just give us a shout! 🎉📆 Let us know your timeline, and we'll make sure your mat sashays in right on time! ⏰💃BLEMISHED COIR MATS – PERFECTLY IMPERFECT & DISCOUNTED
Our blemished coir mats are offered at a lower price due to cosmetic imperfections like small divots, extra coir fibers, or uneven coloration—features that go beyond what we would consider standard for a typical new mat. These flaws are purely cosmetic and do not affect the mat’s durability or performance—they still trap dirt and debris like a pro.

Each mat is made from the same natural coir fibers and features a non-slip PVC backing, just with a little extra character.

By purchasing a blemished mat, you're not only getting a great deal, you're also helping us reduce waste by giving perfectly functional mats a second life.

Please note: Blemished mats are final sale and will not qualify for refunds or returns. If you'd like to see an example mat, send us a message! Available to U.S. customers only. Thank you for helping us keep good mats out of the landfill!