Bookish and Literary Inspired - 6 oz Tuitti Fruitti Scented Gel Candle + Short Story Collection "The Toilet Papers" by Jaimie Engle

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Bookish and Literary Inspired - 6 oz Tuitti Fruitti Scented Gel Candle + Short Story Collection "The Toilet Papers" by Jaimie Engle

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Mineral Gel, Cotton Wick, Lead Free Wick, Dye Chips, Fragrant Oil, Glass Jar, Paperback, Plastic Lid, Made With Love

Because the bathroom is the perfect place to read, from 50 words to 50 pages, you'll instantly find the short story to match your potty needs with stories that grow as you go. And cover up your tracks with TUITTI FRUITTI TO MASK YOUR DOODIE, a candle blending sweet strawberries and cream with papaya and mango. Great homewarming gift, father's day gift, and gag gift (but don't let the book cover fool you...these stories are written by an award-winning author!)


SCENTS Sweet Strawberries & Cream, Ripened Mango, Juicy Papaya
GEL Natural Mineral Gel
WICK Cotton Cored, Lead Free
JAR Glass with plastic lid, 6 Fluid Ounces
BURN TIME 42-54 Hours
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"The Toilet Papers, Places to Go, While you Go" by Jaimie Engle
Paperback: 252 pages
Publisher: JME Books (July 3, 2017)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0997170980
ISBN-13: 978-0997170986
Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.6 x 8.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 13.8 ounces

Have you ever noticed that reading a book on the toilet takes forever?
Wouldn’t it be nice to have stories suited to your specific potty needs?
From the mind of critically acclaimed author, Jaimie Engle, comes The Toilet Papers: Places to go, while you Go. This collection of short stories ranges from 50 words to more than 50 pages, separated in categories labeled to fit your bathroom needs: NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO, and FARFROMPOOPIN. The idea is to give you, the reader, a great deal of material to read, tailored and categorized to the needs of your intestines and bladder. So go ahead, get comfortable, pull out your Squatty Potty® (who have endorsed this book, so you know you can trust it!) and enjoy some fantasy, science fiction, horror, adventure, and humor from the comfort of your own throne…the john…the latrine…your office…the bathroom, whatever you want to call it. Just be sure to wash your hands once you’re done.
Because the bathroom is the perfect place to read, from 50 words to 50 pages, you'll instantly find the short story to match your potty needs with stories that grow as you go. And cover up your tracks with TUITTI FRUITTI TO MASK YOUR DOODIE, a candle blending sweet strawberries and cream with papaya and mango. Great homewarming gift, father's day gift, and gag gift (but don't let the book cover fool you...these stories are written by an award-winning author!)


SCENTS Sweet Strawberries & Cream, Ripened Mango, Juicy Papaya
GEL Natural Mineral Gel
WICK Cotton Cored, Lead Free
JAR Glass with plastic lid, 6 Fluid Ounces
BURN TIME 42-54 Hours
MORE Handmade Item

"The Toilet Papers, Places to Go, While you Go" by Jaimie Engle
Paperback: 252 pages
Publisher: JME Books (July 3, 2017)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0997170980
ISBN-13: 978-0997170986
Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.6 x 8.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 13.8 ounces

Have you ever noticed that reading a book on the toilet takes forever?
Wouldn’t it be nice to have stories suited to your specific potty needs?
From the mind of critically acclaimed author, Jaimie Engle, comes The Toilet Papers: Places to go, while you Go. This collection of short stories ranges from 50 words to more than 50 pages, separated in categories labeled to fit your bathroom needs: NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO, and FARFROMPOOPIN. The idea is to give you, the reader, a great deal of material to read, tailored and categorized to the needs of your intestines and bladder. So go ahead, get comfortable, pull out your Squatty Potty® (who have endorsed this book, so you know you can trust it!) and enjoy some fantasy, science fiction, horror, adventure, and humor from the comfort of your own throne…the john…the latrine…your office…the bathroom, whatever you want to call it. Just be sure to wash your hands once you’re done.

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