Melancholy Kaiju

Melancholy Kaiju



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paper, cardstock, toner, staples


Melancholy Kaiju is a role-playing game where you and some friends make up stories about cute giant monsters living ordinary lives and being kind of sad.

It has six sample kaiju (The Amazing Colossal Office Lady, Beatzilla, Hole Punch Man, King Emo, MUKO, and Parfaitrah), rules an optional tables for making your own kaiju, rules for playing the game, and a table of ideas for scenes.

To play you’ll need a pack of playing cards, pencils and paper, and a few friends.

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33 shop reviews 5 out of 5 stars


lsoh971 Nov 17, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
My 9yos like to giggle over this. They haven't tried the game yet, but they are definitely enjoying it.

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Jeffrey Lewis Jan 1, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
An intriguing short-form game. Very enjoyable.

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TotallyManiacal Apr 1, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

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Dylan Zaldivar Jun 14, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
This was purchased as a birthday gift, and it is absolutely perfect. Thank you!

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