macready soap bar - the thing blend / artisanal / natural / vegan / horror /

macready soap bar - the thing blend / artisanal / natural / vegan / horror /


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/ macready bar - the thing blend /
a rugged, masculine soap that will give you chills. inspired by the 1982 film 'the thing' by John Carpenter, based on the novel by John W. Campbell Jr. memories of a cold stranger in a darkened kennel, an air of suspicion, trust forged and broken.

identifiers /
masculin, deep frost

above ground (top notes) /
juniper berry, dark mahogany

this plane (heart notes) /
crushed peppermint, chamomile

freshly buried (base notes) /
tonkabean, white floral

strength /

baphomet and co quality and care /
made by hands, sometimes severed. small batch, artisanal soap inspired by horror & the macabre. crafted with all natural ingredients, organically sourced. face, hands, body. naturally vegan. each and every bar is carefully wrapped and sealed with the baphomet and co. promise - we'll make you sinfully clean. wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

paraben free
sulfate free
petroleum free
100% non-gmo
100% organic and sustainable palm oil
100% vegan friendly

specifications /
each individual soap is hand cut - expect slight variations from those pictured. bars are a hefty 4.5/5oz. best if used within 12 months. naturally colored, so soaps may darken over time. { listing is for one bar }

ingredients /
shea butter/olive oil base (olive oil, [organic] palm oil, shea butter, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide) fragrance, color.

shipping & return policy/
unless otherwise stated, baphomet&co products are pre-made and ready-to-ship. orders ship out within three business days {3}. we are based in ontario, canada and ship either via usps [using our cross-border shipping partner] or canada post. default shipping is the most economical option we are able to offer our customers, and as such, comes without tracking or timely guarantee. for those who would like delivery insurance, peace of mind, and a swifter delivery - upgraded shipping options are available to your region and will be quoted at checkout based upon the weight/volume of your order. international customers may be responsible for additional taxes, duties, and fees upon delivery.

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5 out of 5 stars

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Magan Nilsson Dann Jul 16, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
i love my new soap bar! good size too
smells so good. highly recommend

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Toboe McLaury Feb 13, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
All of these soaps smell amazing ❤️

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