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"This is a house of learned doctors" clueless & hysterical! If you haven't seen it, get it! Then you will get this novelty doormat! This is a great gift for a college student in a dorm. Also for housewarmings!

CARE: keep your mat under a covered porch, away from rain and sun. To clean, simply shake

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

* THIN mats are lightweight, rubber backed woven coir- intended for indoor use

order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

** INTERNATIONAL orders of LARGE mats have additional shipping charges. After purchase, a Paypal invoice for the remaining balance will be sent. Import duties are due on arrival.

It's alot to take in, but it's all vital info on your order. All questions are addressed there, RE: returns, Shipping, Custom orders...

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House of Learned Doctors door mat - floor mat funny novelty doormat

$45.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Pvc, Coconut, Eco Friendly, Green, Coir, Doormat, Mold, Fade Resistant Paint
  • Ships worldwide from Maryland, United States
  • Feedback: 1314 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1443 people