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Darwin Valentine's Day Card - Natural Selection Valentine's Day Card - Funny Valentine Card - Science Valentines

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Darwin Valentine's Day Card - Natural Selection Valentine's Day Card - Funny Valentine Card - Science Valentines

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, ink, paper
  • Made to order

Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From United States
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Description

"It's only natural that I selected you, Valentine." I'm not saying that Darwin definitely said that, but he *probably* did. Now you can say it to your own Valentine with this totally not cheesy handmade card. The inside of the card is blank so you can write anything else your highly-evolved heart desires.

Choose from two different greeting card sizes:
- 5.5" x 4" note card size
- 5" x 7" greeting card size, which is also the perfect size for framing this card

A kraft brown envelope is included.

See more from my shop right here: http://AshleyPahl.etsy.com

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5 out of 5 stars (1,209)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

Yes, all of my items are available for wholesale! I have a linesheet ready for your viewing, or feel free to inquire about any particular product. You can contact me on Etsy: http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=AshleyPahl or via email: Ashley [!at] AshleyPahl.com.
I am available online Monday - Friday, 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM EST and regularly respond to messages within 1-2 hours during these times. I am also available on weekends and in the evenings, but response time may be longer.
I love doing custom work! It is my specialty and I enjoy creating to meet your needs. I can customize most text on any of my printed products; I can create custom quantities to meet the size of your event; I can even create a card or game completely from scratch for you! Please contact me any time to get started.
I understand the need for rush orders, and I will certainly try my best to accommodate you. Please message me before purchasing to ensure that I will be able to fulfill your order on short notice. For rush orders that need to be received in less than a week, there may be a rush order fee applied. Priority Mail and Express Mail options are also available at checkout for faster delivery.
Different products have different processing and production times. Most products are made-to-order in 1-5 business days. Custom or personalized items ship in 3-5 business days. Some large, custom orders may take 1-2 weeks to complete. Processing times are listing on each product page under "shipping & policies". Business days are Monday - Friday. Please contact me with any questions!
Cancellations of non-personalized and non-custom items are accepted within 12 hours of purchase. After 12 hours, your item may already be in production and for this reason, are not eligible for cancellation. All items are specially made-to-order, just for you! Instant downloads are not eligible for returns or cancellations, so please read product descriptions carefully. If you have any questions about a product, you are always welcome to message me at any time! Products damaged in the mail are eligible for a swift, free replacement if a photo of the damage is provided.
Orders generally ship within 2-5 business days (Monday-Friday), unless otherwise noted by the processing time at checkout. For U.S. customers: with standard shipping, your order will arrive in 2-7 days AFTER shipment; for Priority Mail, your order should arrive within 2-3 days AFTER shipment; for Express Mail, your order will arrive within 1-2 days AFTER shipment. International orders can take anywhere from 1-4 weeks to arrive after shipping (varies by country). Please message me any time with questions - I am happy to assist!

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