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Michael Myers Horror Valentine Day Card Funny Slasher Killer

Michael Myers Horror Valentine Day Card Funny Slasher Killer

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  • Materials: paper, ink, envelope


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Nothing says "I love you" like a masked killer with a rose in his mouth and his knife through a box of chocolates! The one and only Michael Myers has taken a break from stalking his victims to help you romance the hell out of your Valentine this year, and he's doing a damn good job at it! So, don't piss him off by not buying one of these cards (I heard he has a quite the temper). These awesome 5 X 7 inch cards are printed on glossy card stock and left blank on the inside so you can write whatever you'd like to! And they come with an envelope! Hope your Valentine's Day is KILLER!


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